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PONDERING: Sim sim.
written on Friday, Sept. 12, 2003

So apparently Maxis (creators of Sim City and The Sims, etc.) are currently looking for game developers. Here are some ideas for new games that I have come up with:

Sim Hermit - Create your own little world! Keep pesky kids off your property, grow your own vegetable garden, and keep your home hermit fresh!

Sim Mental Ward - Take control of the Sim Mental Ward! Set daily schedules, make sure the patients take their meds, and discipline naughty patients! Custom illnesses expansion pack available!

Sim Dysfunctional Family - The newest expansion pack for The Sims! Includes mental, physical, or sexual abuse options! Choose alcohol, drugs, cigarettes, or gambling tracks! Design your own trailer!

Sim Funeral Home - The fun never stops at the Sim Funeral Home! Now you can prepare the dead, console the family of the deceased, and ensure a smooth funeral!

Sim Bartender - The glamourous lifestyle of a bartender can now be yours! Chat with the regulars, pick up on bar flies, and earn adoration of your glass-flipping, cocktail-shaking skills!

Sim Housewife - The adventures of a Sim Housewife! Pick up the kids, cook and clean, and hit on the local mailman or plumber! Keep her happy with gifts from hubby and soap operas!

McSim (the McDonald's sim) - Would you like fries with that? Now you can, with McSim! Keep the toilets clean, the food tasty, and the customers happy!

Sim Psychiatrist - Tell me about your father! Dole out medications, keep notes and files on patients, and keep them from committing suicide!

Sim Soup Kitchen - Welcome to Sim Soup Kitchen! Keep those lines moving, while stirring up new menu ideas and keeping the local riff-raff in check!

Sim Klan - Experience White Power with Sim Klan! Burn crosses, hold white supremacy meetings, and harrass colored folk in this action-packed sim!

No need to thank me, guys.

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