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RANT: Door-Slamming Beyotches
written on Thursday, Feb. 13, 2003

OK, another ladies' room rant.. None of the three stalls available in the ladies' room are any good.

There are two regular stalls and one handicapped. Since I am "short" (5'5", which is technically the average height of an American woman), the toilet in the handicapped stall is too high, even though you get more elbow room.

The stall closest to the sinks has a wide gap between the door and the wall, so people washing their hands can look in the mirror and watch you do your business.

The middle stall, which is my "favorite", has no real issues other than the fact that whenever someone goes in the handicapped stall and SLAMS the door shut, the middle stall's door flies open. (o_O)

OK, so why the hell would anybody SLAM a bathroom stall door, right? Maybe someone's just pissed (no pun intended) off, right? Wrong. The ladies who slam this door are usually the smallest and shortest ladies. They are not necessarily in a bad mood, and I doubt if they even realize their slamming makes the other door fly open.

On occasion, I will slam my door back and the person will realize that their slamming made my door fly open. They are instantly apologetic, but I know that they still slam.

IT'S A DOOR-SLAMMING PHENOMENON!

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