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RANT: Fairweather Anti-French Sentiment.
written on Friday, Mar. 14, 2003

OK, look. Don't bother the Frenchies just because they don't want to start a war. If you're going to hate the French, do it all the time.

There are many reasons to hate the French. Their cocky attitudes, their snotty accent, the fact that they can irritate you with a single Frenchie look.. The mini berets on their wangs.. er, wait, that's not right..

But please, think about the innocent wine and baguettes being wasted by ignorance. You still love the Eiffel Tower, and you long to own an Eiffel Tower snow globe, don't lie.

Damned tourists.

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