Clockwork Orange's Diary or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

I SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS: Hitman.
written on Thursday, Jul. 10, 2003

So there's this person I know who is 30 years old and has never made more than $20,000 in a year.

d00d: "I need to find someone who will pay me a lot of money and not ask a lot of questions"
Me: "Be a hitman."

OOH. Then I tell my guy, and he says, "tell him I'm going to make more than that next month"

Of course, I don't tell d00d. That would just be mean!

But funny.

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