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THEORY: Old people.
written on Friday, Apr. 18, 2003

I believe that people are as old as they are ashamed of their age.

My Old People Theory� is that a person is officially Old when they refuse to divulge their age.

Think about it. Children will break down their age to you into the smallest increments they can fathom. The older people get, the more ashamed of their age they get.

I really dig people who are like 80, and don't give a damn.

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