Clockwork Orange's Diary or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

THEORY: How to differentiate people born in San Jose from Everyone Else.
written on Friday, Apr. 18, 2003

Ask them to say the name of the city.

If the say "Sanazay", they are a native San Joseian.

Non-natives will call it something along the lines of "San Hozay", "San Jos�!", or "San Joe-zee".

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